Honestly, I am not joking. All of my past relationships have been about everyone else but ME...The most rewarding relationship I have had is with ME... I mean, really...think about it.. He says "what about MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" He says "you arent paying attention to MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" He says "if you loved MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" Do you see? Its all about MEEEEEEE.... This is exhausting, and in the infamous words of Austin Powers..."I'M SPENT" (I'M is e...